It can't be this hard for most normal people...
So, I found a place that is near me, which I can actually get to, that has the tires I want in stock. I'm going to drop by and get it done today after work.
Some people fear visits to the dentist, others fear the doctor. I fear car mechanics. I think it's going to be a long, nervous day.
*wanders off to worry at hang nails, and try not to fuss too much*