Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of... Chunky Peanut Butter?
This is regarding some of the people who were arrested during our weekday protests last week:
Seems some of those being held were a little upset about the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches being handed out.
As one on the scene told us, "We only had creamy and they were insisting they had a right to chunky as well."
I Don't Think This Is What They Meant In Revelations About The Dead Rising From The Grave:
Overheard: On the police radio:
Cop #1: What's going on?
Cop #2: We have a group here on Van Ness and Market doing a "die-in" -- they're laying down all over the place.
A short time later.
Cop #1: What's going on now?
Cop #2: It's like the "Night of the Living Dead." The dead are all getting up and running away.
There are both from an article on sfgate. The original article is here.