Sandpanther (sandpanther) wrote,

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News of the Bizarre

There were a couple of snippets from the local newspaper that I just had to share.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of... Chunky Peanut Butter?

This is regarding some of the people who were arrested during our weekday protests last week:

Seems some of those being held were a little upset about the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches being handed out.

As one on the scene told us, "We only had creamy and they were insisting they had a right to chunky as well."

I Don't Think This Is What They Meant In Revelations About The Dead Rising From The Grave:

Overheard: On the police radio:

Cop #1: What's going on?

Cop #2: We have a group here on Van Ness and Market doing a "die-in" -- they're laying down all over the place.

A short time later.

Cop #1: What's going on now?

Cop #2: It's like the "Night of the Living Dead." The dead are all getting up and running away.

There are both from an article on sfgate. The original article is here.
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