I think it's water in the pipes that makes the weird moaning noise above my cube. We joke that it sounds like a basset hound puppy. The ghost of a basset hound puppy, to be precise, that the person who used to sit at my desk killed back when she was still sitting at my desk. The puppy haunts the desk to this day. We've named the puppy "Casper", just because.
So the other day I hear the basset hound puppy ghost noise, and realize that it was actually coming from
And yes, it does make perfect sense to me that someone would ask about our "staff possessed by ghost of a dead puppy" plans on a security questionnaire. We've had stranger questions.