TBL: I'm trying to be diplomatic, and not piss anyone off--
NBL: Are you? You're working on that? How are you coming with that? Getting any results?
TBL: It's never been my intention to piss anyone off. I don't try to get them mad.
NBL: I know what your intention is, but it's the results that I care about. So are you getting any?
Me: (in another cube, mercifully) *just about falls out of the chair, laughing silently*