This seemed to go along with lucifie's post from yesterday:

I was talking with The Princess. She is in the process of buying a house. (She's in the annoying, can't-find-anything-affordable-getting-hideously-outbid phase -- fun, fun!) She was telling me about a house that was a one bedroom, with the garage converted into a second bedroom.

The Princess: My child is not sleeping in a garage!

Me: You should do like I do: make your car your baby, and then it's okay if she sleeps in the garage.

The Princess: My baby gives me gummy smiles. What does your baby give you?

Me: *grins* Powerslides.


(She, rather understandably, called me a freak at this point.)