Rhylar: I only know the medical terms that are in my Japanese phrasebook. I think "shodoku" is "antiseptic", and "hoteki" is "bandage".
Me: No, that would be "hotoke". No, wait. That's Buddha. Um, "houtai" is "bandage".
Rhylar: Ah, that's it.
Me: As opposed to "Houtei", who is one of the Seven Lucky Gods.
Rhylar: Excuse me, I am looking for a Buddha to put on my arm.