• Mood: silly

Excuse Me, I Would Like To Put A God On My Wound

Conversation between rhylar and I:

Rhylar: I only know the medical terms that are in my Japanese phrasebook. I think "shodoku" is "antiseptic", and "hoteki" is "bandage".

Me: No, that would be "hotoke". No, wait. That's Buddha. Um, "houtai" is "bandage".

Rhylar: Ah, that's it.

Me: As opposed to "Houtei", who is one of the Seven Lucky Gods.

Rhylar: Excuse me, I am looking for a Buddha to put on my arm.