I need to find my Sharpies! Now! Pronto! Snell! Hayaku!! (How do you say that in Spanish -- no, never mind. Find the Sharpies first.)
This moment of bizzare panic brought to you by the realization that I leave in twenty-one days, and that my trip will be most sad if I do not have one or more Sharpies on my person at all times. We will now return you to your regularly scheduled Sandpanther, already in progress.