When I got to work this morning I had a voice message. It came it at 9:30 PM. Hrm?
Well, it Obi-Customer-Service-Kenobi. She called to say that they found my e-mail highly entertaining, but for business reasons was not permitted to say so in the e-mail. I don't remember a lot of the voice message because I was laughing too hard, but she did end the conversation with "don't worry, the Force is with you."
*falls over laughing*
And now the bill is paid. Obi-Customer-Service-Kenobi says that the billing address has been changed, so hopefully I can avoid this fun with bills in the future.