Me: Are you threatening to pelt me with olives if I don't tell you?
taeriel: No, I'm threating to not pelt you with olives if you don't tell us.
Me: I'm the entire Jedi Council. I don't know why. My friends seem to think I'm schizophrenic. And, apparently, a bunch of dorks.
taeriel You can be the modern Jedi Council.
Me: They're not dorks?
Taeriel: Well, I didn't say that. But at least they're not dead."