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22 December 2004 @ 03:14 pm
So help me, if one more coworker decides that they absolutely must freak out at my for no apparent reason I am afraid that I am going to have to rip their still-beating heart out of their chest cavity. And then, because that would be unspeakably gross, I am going to have to throw their still-beating heart onto the ground and run to the bathroom to wash my hands. This would not be a pleasant scenario for anyone, so really, it would be best if everyone just took a deep breath and realized that the sky is not falling.

Thank you for your cooperation.