*coworkers are sitting in a conference room, eating lunch. One of them drops the last of his banana on the floor. He picks up the banana, pauses, then pops it into his mouth.*
The Other VB Programmer: Ew!!
Banana Boy: Five second rule.
Me: It's not like you have any room to complain. I saw you use the five second rule earlier today.
TOVBP: Yes, but I blew it off first.
Me: So what you're saying is that Banana Boy needs to blow his banana first?
It was only after the words were out of my mouth that I realized how bad that sounded. <.<
In unrelated news, I see there's a chapter of Dark Horizons that I haven't read yet. Ah, bestill my unbounded joy.