Sandpanther (sandpanther) wrote,

I Really Need To Watch My Mouth

Why it's bad when I say the first thing that pops into my head:

*coworkers are sitting in a conference room, eating lunch. One of them drops the last of his banana on the floor. He picks up the banana, pauses, then pops it into his mouth.*

The Other VB Programmer: Ew!!

Banana Boy: Five second rule.

Me: It's not like you have any room to complain. I saw you use the five second rule earlier today.

TOVBP: Yes, but I blew it off first.

Me: So what you're saying is that Banana Boy needs to blow his banana first?


It was only after the words were out of my mouth that I realized how bad that sounded. <.<

In unrelated news, I see there's a chapter of Dark Horizons that I haven't read yet. Ah, bestill my unbounded joy.

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