Hey, self. So, how many weeks has it been since we moved all the pots and pans into the oven so we could get the new stovetop installed?

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Wasn't it just this morning that you had been thinking that it's been about a month since the stovetop went in?

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So, self... How many days ago was it that roomie mentioned that we have to remember to get the pots out of the oven before turning it on next?

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So, given all that, why on earth did you not remember to get the pots out of the oven before turning it on??

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