sillyMe: Look, they're playing "Spin the Buddha"!
Roommie: "Spin the Buddha"?! What happens if the Buddha points to you?
Me: Uh, you achieve enlightenment and become transcendental?
No, that's not supposed to make a lot of sense. I think the food really didn't do anything to minimize sugar-inspired insanity I acquired from drinking a soda on an empty stomach.
