December 17th, 2006

My Widdle Bwain

Why I Don't Write Slash Fics

Today I discovered one reason why I don't write slash fics: Learning the celestial mechanics is too much of a pain.

No, that's not a euphamism for something naughty. That's me having to figure out what is the cheapest method of shipping stuff from Earth to Mars, and how long it would take. This slash fandom? Waaaay too much work.