October 22nd, 2004

My Widdle Bwain

Notes From The Road

To the driver of the "Type R" CRV:

Really. You are not fooling anyone just by sticking a Type R badge on your CRV. You would do a better job of making people think that you are driving a sporty vehicle if you were not driving a castrated SUV wanna-be.

To the driver of the BMW that did a convincing job of trying to side-swipe me at 75 MPH:

It's called a "blind spot", and the trendy, "in" thing these days is to CHECK IT.
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