How To Keep Employees From Taking Vacation
As far as I can tell, no one in my company is currently approved to authorize vacation requests. I'm currently debating whether to say bugger them all with a pestilence-ridden spiked flag pole, I'm going to take advantage of a free trip to Japan or if I'm going to play it safe and not take a vacation. (I must say that at the moment that all flag poles should start feeling nervous, 'cause I'm about ready to stick something unpleasant somewhere, regardless of whether I go on a trip or not!)
I must say that not having anyone who can approve vacations is a pretty snazzy way to make sure that people don't take vacations. *reaches for the flag pole*
I must say that not having anyone who can approve vacations is a pretty snazzy way to make sure that people don't take vacations. *reaches for the flag pole*