Mwahaha!! I finally got something set up that I've been wanting to play around with for over five years now! (Getting the SQL Server database to e-mail query results, for the geekily inclined.)
Sorry, I just had to share that. It's been a very, very, VERY long time since I had an opportunity to do something new, technical, and challenging.
(Now to send obnoxious e-mails to my a-NNOYING boss... And he said it couldn't be done. Jerk.)