November 30th, 2002

My Widdle Bwain

Talking Toilet Paper

I got spam advertising talking toilet paper:

Talking TP is this year's hottest gag gift! It can also come in very handy to remind the kids to wash their hands after going to the bathroom or reminding adults to put the seat down.

Hmm... What does one do with talking toilet paper...? And does anyone really want to know what toilet paper would have to say, if it could talk?