I would be more impressed with the awesome power of your mighty Civic if you would use it for something other than running me over in a parking lot! I'm not very good at sprinting, and if I don't get out of the way in time, I might damage your bodywork.
- An annoyed pedestrian who wishes that the ricers in the parking lot at work would figure out that pedestrians are not moving targets. (After all, trying to hit a moving target would require doing something other than accelerating in a straight line. Besides, the pedestrians might hide behide a speed bump.)