I was somewhat concerned (not to mention perplexed) until I investigated a little further and discovered that I am going to be checked on how well I follow and SOP that, fundamentally, I came up with. And was consulted extensively when the users were formalizing it. Right.
Actually, the only thing I'm worrying about this audit is that it's at 10 AM on Friday. Didn't these people get the memo that I'm going to be Snarlingly Anti-Social Girl all Friday morning? Trust me, Friday afternoon is a much, much better time.