Me (to myself): Why do I think today is Wednesday?
[remembers what I've done the earlier this week, and that I watched a program that I know airs on Tuesdays last night]
Me (to myself): Probably because it is Wednesday.
I am now thoroughly convinced that today is Tuesday. Joy.
*ponders whether to bother her boss about the meeting that we're supposed to have on Wendnesdays at 10:30, which is what started this whole thing in the first place.* Nah...